!!! Im Bored !!!

[syckgirlSFV]

VERY nice!

Snoop Doggs Teeth...

How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
BLEEEEEE-YATCH!

[pretty_in_punk]

Ok....
That was a bad one....

[syckgirlSFV]

yup

[Creep]

A young boy and his father were hanging out watching TV. The father tells the boy to go get him a beer. The boy brings back the beer and asks his dad for a drink. The dad says, “can you touch your asshole with your pecker?” the boy says “no”. The father says, “then you can’t have a drink of this beer”.
The boy’s grandfather comes over and tells the boy to get him a beer. They go through the same scenario – The boy asks for a drink of the beer, the grandfather asks him if can touch his asshole with his pecker, boy says no, grandpa says no beer.
That night the grandmother bakes the boy some cookies for their fishing trip the next day.
The boy, the dad, and the grandpa are out on a boat fishing. The boy breaks out the cookies and starts to eat them. The grandpa says, “How about giving me one of them cookies?”. The boy asks, “Can you touch your asshole with your pecker?”. The grandfather replies, “I certainly can”. The boys says “Good, go fuck yourself – Grandma made these cookies for me!”